THE DRIVER WITH NO BRAIN
I am a reasonable fellow and I don’t like to complain
But a few words should be said about the driver with no brain
He is that very driver who travels too close behind
He’s that very driver who cannot use his mind
He’ll weave through the traffic trying to prove
He’s a champion driver with his every move
He treats all other drivers with a sneer and disdain
‘Cause he’s the very driver who doesn’t have a brain
Every close encounter makes him fume and swear
Emphasizing his stupidity with a finger in the air
Pray for this brainless driver whoever he or she may be
‘Cause this brainless driver could be the end of you or me
Allan Dadd